Cut Throat
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Review
I’ll start this by saying that Cut Throat has absolutely nothing new to offer or even something worthwhile to bring to the table. If you have seen any of the Scream films or I Know What You Did Last Summer then you have already watched a considerably more polished, passable version of Cut Throat and quite honestly, you can give your ‘Back’ button a well-earned workout and just skip this entire review.
If you haven’t seen the aforementioned movies – a) Where the fuck have you been since the mid 90′s?! b)Cut Throat probably isn’t your best bet for breaking you into the Scream-o-Mania genre. Perhaps you are just a glutton for punishment and poorly written reviews, in which case – continue.
Clearly this was a cheap attempt at cashing in on the Scream trend. It’s no wonder reviews for this outside of Amazon and IMDB are scarce, Cut Throat is an utter waste of time and a ginormous (I just invented a word) piece of crap. Even the fine folks over at Cold Fusion Video wouldn’t give Cut Throat the time of day.
I’ve completely sold you on this, haven’t I?
Let’s continue.
I’m not going to give this any more time than it’s worth, so I’ll run through the plot real quick-like (and I mean real quick) and interject some of my world-renown sarcasm and asshole comments and that will be that.
Cut Throat takes us through the filming of a low-budget horror movie, in which there are all your standard characters. The asshole director, the ever bigger asshole producer, the “but guyyyyyyyyyyyyys” writer and a cast of actors and actresses that run the gamut of “Fuck this.” (you’ve got the right idea) to “Come on guys, we have to make this happen”. Eventually, everyone involved starts going down one-by-one courtesy of an on-set killer whose identity is obvious from about 20 minutes in.
That’s that.
Cut Throat does a lot of things wrong – namely everything. The only redeeming quality is the A/V work which, by previously set standard, is pretty decent.
Bottom line – this is a total waste of time, energy and the all important dollar. If you have an itch to blow 4 or so dollars, then you – yes you – can own a copy of this miserable excuse for a movie. I can’t comment on the DVD features as, like an idiot, I actually spent more grabbing this on VHS than I would have getting a copy of the actual disc. I must have been extremely intoxicated.
What the hell was Charlie thinking?
That is a rhetorical question.
0 out of 5.
