Synopsis:
When a black market antiques deal is botched by a goon and his girlfriend, the mummified remains of an alien they were selling is revived by the blood of the murdered dealer. The blood hungry mummy is on the run, and stumbles upon an in-patient psychiatric facility that is home to dozens of beautiful, voluptuous nymphomaniacs. Meanwhile, the mummy is being tracked by FBI special ops agents. While the mummy wreaks havoc at the facility, the resident doctor does everything in his power to protect his greatest experiment – eternal youth in the form of beautiful Cory. FBI Agent Buzz York and the other patients to battle the blood and lust hungry mummy.
Review: *Reads synopsis* What? HELL YES. *Watches movie*. Ah crap. First and foremost, this isn’t even a Full Moon-made movie. They bought the rights from the actual filmmakers and are acting as the movie’s distributor. On the up-side the movie looks *great*. The camera work and quality is outstanding for a movie of this ilk.. the actual story, action, etc just doesn’t follow through. From the 234872439862346 minute long intro to the conclusion, this left me bored.. very bored. The mummy ‘petrifies’ his victims via some stupid glowing eye crap and never really ‘tears anyone to pieces’. In fact there’s very, very little blood in this at all. There’s also a ‘hand’ (lifted straight from “The Hand) that anticlimactically strangles the Dr’s ‘eternal youth experiment. The ending is predictable and cheesy.. in short – another let down. If you read my reviews I have been on a streak of handing out pretty shitty ones. It’s starting to get on my nerves.
*1/2 out of 5.
