I?m guessing this one must be ?rare? or that poorly sought after, because I cannot find any info on this DVD on the web. Other than offers to sell it. Truth be told, I ended up scooping this off of Amazon for like 65 cents. So?hm.

I kicked back the recliner, got my Full Moon Survival Kit (3 beers and the chr0n) ready annnnnnnnnnnnd.. here we go.

The back of the DVD box states that this is ?three re-edited, re-energized? Full Moon features? so up first we have ?Crypt Of The Undead? which was actually kind of ok. Long story short – this rich asshole twenty-something takes a bunch of his friends to a castle where they use an Ouija board (weaaaaak) to do.. I?onno.. something.

They end up awakening the ?executioners? a gaggle of fellows who look like Doctor Doom on ?Goth Day? and it?s ?on? (note the quotations). Hunt and slash type stuff for a bit, and we?ve reached the end. This could not have gone on for more than like 70 minutes.

Maybe they?ve got the right idea, here. Hrm.

Next up! ?Terror of Vision? (aka The Killer Eye ?). I have no clue what the fuck was going on here. Scientist fellow wants to open up the gateway to the 8th (jesus christ!) Dimenson and finds some shitkid to let the scientist do to the experiment on him. Kid ends up with his eye gouged out and then we meet? ?.. ?. ?. a giant eye! Oh snap!

He likes to shoot green atari-graphics style beams of light and pleasure women. K. Oh.. speaking of pleasuring women, the scientist?s wife is snakin on him with two hasselhoff in the 80?s lookin dudes. Thought I?d mention that.

Anyway, before giving this more text than it deserves, they fight back, climax.. I?m still wondering wtf is going on and why I should care.. aaaaaand.. it?s over.

Rounding things out – ?Masters of Death?. Like two minutes into this I totally realized I had seen this before. It?s an edited version of FM shitfest ?Totem?. I believe it?s available as the ?special bonus feature? on the movie store double-feature edition of Jigsaw. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.. =/

I?m not even going to talk about it..

Overall, this was kinna fun, I guess. Worth 65 cents, lol.

**1/2 out of 5.